what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

raping black women

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

one day i went to bed

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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