- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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