How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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soccer

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im a willy bum bum

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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I just found out i have cancer.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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