- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

What'sucks and white Jackson

Guess What! HI!

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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