Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

2 Penises

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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