How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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