- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

to get to the other side.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

"knock knock" "Come in"

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Flop dog

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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