A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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