Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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watch me nae nae

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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whats chinese noodles

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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