Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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knock knock get lost!

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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A mans opinion.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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