- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

I got shot once it hurt a lot

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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