Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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shut up iggy

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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What's the difference between a duck

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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your going to die

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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