-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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