- Anti Joke

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Knock knock. Come in.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.