- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

I had sex with my mother in law

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Penis.

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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