Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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LOL May Wong

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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