- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Grammer is very important

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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