im watching you..

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Help I'm being raped!

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

My butt!!!!!!!!

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

skurfboards we love fat kids

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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