- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Help I'm being raped!

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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