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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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