A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Grammer is very important

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Homosexuals are gay.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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