- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Knock, Knock Come in

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

civil rights

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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