A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

thumb_up thumb_down -1

bees knees

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why can't february march Because april may

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops