What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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