An irish man walks out of a bar

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Hey, Max!!

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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