- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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