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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Women's rights

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

No, Trinidad.

You're welcome!

Donald Trump

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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