Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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whats chinese noodles

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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