What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Charlotte Bobcats

Knock knock Come in

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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