Black people. They are so kind.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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