What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Justin's hair

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Guess What! HI!

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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