Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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