What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

r u smart..... or ur black

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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