Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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