Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Get on your knees Ho

Your biggest fan.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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