I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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This is not a joke or is it

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Women's rights

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Knock knock Come in

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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