Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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penis

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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