- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Rick Santorum 2012

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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