You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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