- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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