A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Penisland

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Your biggest fan.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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