So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Knock knock Come in

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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