osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Water? I hardly know her.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Get in the car.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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