- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Two english guys meet at work

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Rick Santorum 2012

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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