knock knock piss off

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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