- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

bacon

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Kelly Clarkson

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why is pi? Because circles.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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