- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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