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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Your biggest fan.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Ron Paul for President!

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Get on your knees Ho

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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