What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Some people like melon and others like soup.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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