- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

knock knock piss off

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

"33"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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