- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

How did the girl die? 25.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

knock knock piss off

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

This sentence is false.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Knock Knock Yes?

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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