What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Womens rights

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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My children are huge mistakes.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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