osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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