- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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