Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

This is a joke setup.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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