- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Womens rights !

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

It's only racist if you consider them people.

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