the little pink lady joke: There once was a little pink lady who lived in a little pink house. One day, she was in her little pink bed when her little pink doorbell rang. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Green live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr White live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. And then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Brown live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Finally, its breakfast time, so the little pink lady gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, goes out of her little pink room and to her little pink kitchen. Inside, there are 3 men. 2 are eating cheerios, 1 is eating an apple. This proves that cheerios are more popular than apples!

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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shut up kobe!

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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