- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shut up kobe!

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

ass.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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