Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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this is not a joke

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Anti Joke

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