Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

falling didnt make the difference

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

A handicapp walks into a bar

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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