- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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