- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

a person smokes weed... and gets high

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