How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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