- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

baby seal walks into a club

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

knock knock Labrinth come in

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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