- Anti Joke

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms