"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Twenty-Four

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Yes!

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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