What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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A women's opinion.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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