- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

ass in my face ? no

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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