Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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