What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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ass in my face ? no

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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