- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

A disabled man walks into a bar.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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