What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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