What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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A mans opinion.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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What time is it? 10:58

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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#Hanging Degus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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