What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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DESERT

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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