- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

President Donald Trump

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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