- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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