Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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