Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

girls lacrosse

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Your Mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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