Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Women's rights

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Your all fags

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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