What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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