What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Anti Joke

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