- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Woman rights.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

Jason Connor.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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