- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

What you reading? reading?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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