- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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