why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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