- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Welcome to die!

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

drake

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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