- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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