the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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