You're Adopted.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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