- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Mormons having fun.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

knock knock who's there no one

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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