- Anti Joke

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Breast cancer.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.