How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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