- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Win and Beau have no friends

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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