What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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