What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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