Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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